I try so hard to be a cool kid

p33tur:

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alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

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becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

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So he sank to the bottom of the pool. 
He didn’t even try to swim.

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forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

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will I listen to all the artists i discovered today? probably not since I only listen to the same two bands over and over again

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1ibertine:

Carl’s impression of Peter

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tomorrow I’m gone but the queue is on

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feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

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penguintim:

"ZOMG THIS SHOW IS SO GAYY!!!111!!!"
BBC Sherlock is not a gay show, it is literally the most heterosexist thing in existence.
Even the lesbians fall in love with men, for fucks sake.

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justepic:

lindsaylohansmugshot:

*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie

cassette-cat
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